September 5th, 2011
what do you do when…
you really, really publicly pray for rain and you get burnt down instead?
Possible responses:
ignore it and see if anyone notices
say that the fires prove that the devil is in control in the White House
say it is because god is pushing his faithful to work harder to get the “right” man elected
say it is because god is pushing his faithful to give Perry even more money for his campaign so he can get elected
Impossible responses:
I was wrong.
September 4th, 2011
frog and snake on Lux Aeterna
Totally the best use of Lux Aeterna I’ve ever seen. And funny. And puts humans in their proper place as far as the drama of life goes.
via Wimp
August 25th, 2011
seen today…
a zombie walking calmly along the street.
Once I recovered my mental equilibrium I thought to examine the evidence and found that
the entity seen was probably a human being dressed as a zombie since 1) he was not shuffling, 2) was walking calmly, 3) there was no evidence that he was eating brains, and 4) there were no dead littering the street in his wake.
Yeah for evidence! Now I can be pretty sure that the zombie apocalypse has not yet started.
And even better, I can now feel better about my mental acuity — because they are open to evidence, I have proved that my zombie beliefs are scientific. Fist bump!
August 19th, 2011
humor at Evangelical expense
Evangelicals Question The Existence Of Adam And Eve so leads the NPR article.
But now some conservative scholars are saying publicly that they can no longer believe the Genesis account. Asked how likely it is that we all descended from Adam and Eve, Dennis Venema, a biologist at Trinity Western University, replies: “That would be against all the genomic evidence that we’ve assembled over the last 20 years, so not likely at all.”…
Venema says there is no way we can be traced back to a single couple. He says with the mapping of the human genome, it’s clear that modern humans emerged from other primates as a large population — long before the Genesis time frame of a few thousand years ago. And given the genetic variation of people today, he says scientists can’t get that population size below 10,000 people at any time in our evolutionary history.
…
And Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century. Another one is John Schneider, who taught theology at Calvin College in Michigan until recently. He says it’s time to face facts: There was no historical Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence.
“Evolution makes it pretty clear that in nature, and in the moral experience of human beings, there never was any such paradise to be lost,” Schneider says. “So Christians, I think, have a challenge, have a job on their hands to reformulate some of their tradition about human beginnings.”
Wow! I mean, grin.
The article goes on to describe the problem this creates.
“Without Adam, the work of Christ makes no sense whatsoever in Paul’s description of the Gospel, which is the classic description of the Gospel we have in the New Testament,” Mohler says.
Uh yup. One or two people have made this point recently. Really, Evangelicals make is sooooooooo easy.
This debate over a historical Adam and Eve is not just another heady squabble. It’s ripping apart the evangelical intelligentsia.
Should Perry get caught in the middle! Oh but he’d have to be one of the intelligentsia. So that isn’t going to happen. Darn.
A nice bit of wisdom here:
“When you ignore science, you end up with egg on your face,” Giberson says. “The Catholic Church has had an awful lot of egg on its face for centuries because of Galileo. And Protestants would do very well to look at that and to learn from it.”
It would be nice if that happens before one of the wacky Repubs gets any more power than they already have (hey debt ceiling!).
“This stuff is unavoidable,” says Dan Harlow at Calvin College. “Evangelicals have to either face up to it or they have to stick their head in the sand. And if they do that, they will lose whatever intellectual currency or respectability they have.”
“If so, that’s simply the price we’ll have to pay,” says Southern Baptist seminary’s Albert Mohler. “The moment you say ‘We have to abandon this theology in order to have the respect of the world,’ you end up with neither biblical orthodoxy nor the respect of the world.”
Mohler and others say if other Protestants want to accommodate science, fine. But they shouldn’t be surprised if their faith unravels.
Mohler seems to have forgotten that exactly the same argument was made as a reason to suppress the heretical idea that the sun did not revolve around the earth, and that despite the idea that Christianity was under dire threat, he still managed to get born into a rabidly Christian family and community. I mean he even works for a Baptist seminary so I guess all those dire Catholic predictions were wrong. I bet these ones will be too.
August 18th, 2011
Hilarious, and to be watched
From the Toronto Film Festival site:
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy star in this cheeky romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator. Victorian London is brought to life in vivid colour as a young doctor (Dancy) struggles to establish himself while confronting the gutsy daughter of his boss (Gyllenhaal). Rupert Everett and Felicity Jones play supporting roles.
From Jezebel:
Hysteria, of course, was a commonly-diagnosed medical diorder in the Victorian era that is no longer recognized in modern medicine. One of the cures for hysteria was a “pelvic massage,” or as we call it today, getting off.
From Pharyngula:
Arguably the greatest invention in the history of humanity
via: nearly everywhere.
August 17th, 2011
just because it is funny
August 16th, 2011
politics and unintentional humor
I was reading over at the Daily Beast and saw this banner: Stop Attacking Evangelicals! Couldn’t resist and, oh my, is it funny.
Don’t think the author Kirsten Powers had that intention, but read it for your self and tell me you didn’t howl.
Since Rep. Michele Bachmann was asked in a debate whether she would be submissive to her husband as president, the punditry has morphed into a morass of armchair theologians pushing flawed interpretations of what submission means in a biblical context.
Thankfully, nowhere have we seen this kind of behavior relating to Mormons (yet) or Muslims, but it’s open season on the evangelical faith.
Why exactly is it anyone’s business to know the specifics of how Bachmann and her husband interact in their relationship? It was fair to ask the question at the debate—after all, if she had said, “I believe that submission means my husband will tell me how to do my job as president,” that is important information. But that isn’t what she said.
You should read the comments!
But really, the concept of Christian submission shouldn’t be a concern? We should take a politician’s word for what it means in reality? God, stop me, my sides are splitting.
And the thing about not doing this to Muslims? How many fundamentalist Muslims are running for the Republican nomination? What? None?
And if there were, Ms Bachmann wouldn’t be questioning the candidate’s religious need to submit to Allah?
Sure, Ms Powers. Sure.
August 13th, 2011
just because
wonderful!
via Wimp
August 4th, 2011
Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition / Onion says
From The Onion
August 4, 2011
WASHINGTON—After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. “With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. “To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support—is that any way to lead a country?” According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older.
LOL hilarious.
July 27th, 2011
street art and Murdoch
via Wooster
Funny as well as packing a sting.


